Quote of the Day

Adam: You'd better not be looking up the theme song to "Doug"...if you are, turn it this way.

John: I used to watch "Doug" every day after school!

Adam: Me too! It always tripped me how Skeeter was green, I could never figure it out...

John: ...Skeeter was blue.

Adam: ...Maybe I just had a shitty-ass TV.

My eye hurts, but now I know why.

I agree with Adam, I should get that checked out. However rather then endure the pain of finding a doctor in a city where I know of no doctors, and wait in line for the free clinic, I did what most people would do...Google it! Turns out that eye pain, such as mine, can be caused by lack of sleep an is often accompanied by headache. I also realized that I have not slept for more then 5 hours a night for the past week and a half. As well...the time I have been awake I've been pretty much staring at my computer screen non stop, or reading. So I'm off to have a nap. 

Library Thoughts...rather then actually doing the work I came here to do...

2:10 - Time to get to work, I’ve got to finish this essay so I can start studying for my exams!

2:21 - The outlet for the computer cord is at a really awkward angle. Its like its sticking out into my line of vision and trying to invade my personal space. Although if it were on the floor I might step on it. Either way, not ok.

2:34 - Oh my God! The guy in front of me REALLY needs to stop sniffing. There should be a Library rule about that, maybe some sort of screening process for people with colds.

2:47 - Why would he use a mouse with a scroll that loud!? Seriously dude. Which leads me to think that there should be some sort of mouse muffler...maybe like a sock for a mouse.

3:25- I’m really thirsty but I don’t want to be that guy who makes a loud noise by opening my Nestea.

3:32 - They should have background music like a mall. Its like Friday night at a Nunnery in here. Seriously. (Also that would allow me to open my drink without all this fear!)

3:42 - Progress on essay: I would say about 8% done. I think this place closes at like 12. So I’ve got a ton of time to do this fo rizzle! No worries.

3:56 - Nestea opened successfully! That girl sneezed like 3 times giving me the chance to open it unnoticed... Muhahaha.

4:03 - There’s a book across from me that just says “Pee” on the cover.
(4:05 - Turns out it was “Poe”, as in Edgar Allen, its just a really olde book)

4:13 - MY CHAIR HAS WHEELS! Bricks have been shat.

4:17 - Chair with wheels is also very squeaky...not ok. Also! Idea for the next year at the house: Tivo! and separate snack/beer fridge located in the living room.

4:23 - no more accomplished. Watched Phantom of the Office again. FUCK DO YOUR WORK!

4:48 - Unable to locate bathroom. Stupid Nestea. 

5:03 - Defiantly bruised a rib last night. Note to self: cut down on partaying.

5:26 - What ever happened to Sum 41? They just died when that one dude started boning Avril Lavigne. 

5:40 - Hungry, essay...not close to finished... To the Caf!

Quote of the Day

Adam: Ok ok...on a scale of 1 to 10...how inappropriate would it be to watch porn at a high volume while he [his roommate] prays?

Me: 10.

Adam: Yeah...

Me: Actually, more like 30.

Ketchup and Mustard...now all in one great product!

Alright, so hear me out on this. Adam has shot down this idea every time I try to bring it up so I'm putting it out here for the world to judge instead! So picture this, you sit down at the table, ready to enjoy a delicious meal of hot dogs or hamburgers or even pogos wrapped in bacon, and you decide (as any person with a taste for fine foods would) that you want both ketchup and mustard on your dish. Unfortunatly, they are on opposite ends of the table and you just know that there is going be no chance that you get to use them before your food gets cold. That why I have the idea of combining them into a single bottle! half ketchup, and half mustard! Then you can just get both at once, OR, if you dont want both then you can choose one or the other because it will have two lids! Still think it's a bad idea? We'll see when I'm rolling in millions from the patent on this! Unfortunatly I haven't thought of an appropriate name yet, seeing as "Custard" is taken... maybe Ketchsturd? Also, look for my newest creation! Mayosturd! Next step: combining different several types of seafood into one! 

Yes we have a blog!

Oh Sal-Train. I have to agree with Adam, Sal is the worst, or as I like to call him Papa-Sal. It seems like everyone's experience with this guy have been horrible. In my case within five minutes of meeting him I had been asked for numerous favours. I wish I could help him out, but I don't have a car to take him to town with, and I can't go to India to get him an adapter. Anywho, on to the blog, I'm starting a new section, what I like to call, "Why would you eat that!?" Today's horror involving Alex (aka The Yellow Dart) and his creation, the bacon-wrapped Pogo. Sure to be a hit among all obese people everywhere, and a favourite in triple-bypass wards!