Ketchup and Mustard...now all in one great product!

Alright, so hear me out on this. Adam has shot down this idea every time I try to bring it up so I'm putting it out here for the world to judge instead! So picture this, you sit down at the table, ready to enjoy a delicious meal of hot dogs or hamburgers or even pogos wrapped in bacon, and you decide (as any person with a taste for fine foods would) that you want both ketchup and mustard on your dish. Unfortunatly, they are on opposite ends of the table and you just know that there is going be no chance that you get to use them before your food gets cold. That why I have the idea of combining them into a single bottle! half ketchup, and half mustard! Then you can just get both at once, OR, if you dont want both then you can choose one or the other because it will have two lids! Still think it's a bad idea? We'll see when I'm rolling in millions from the patent on this! Unfortunatly I haven't thought of an appropriate name yet, seeing as "Custard" is taken... maybe Ketchsturd? Also, look for my newest creation! Mayosturd! Next step: combining different several types of seafood into one!