Monday, January 26, 2009

It's been a while, but we're back!

I know it's been a long time since any of us posted anything, not that we don't have things worth posting, we're just really lazy. Also, Alex has been working on making us an awesome new page...with the power of FLASH! So look forward to that. Oh and we are now going to try keep up with our usual posts, like Quote of the Day,  and hopefully we'll make this a daily thing. 

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Quote of the Day


Adam: You'd better not be looking up the theme song to "Doug"...if you are, turn it this way.

John: I used to watch "Doug" every day after school!

Adam: Me too! It always tripped me how Skeeter was green, I could never figure it out...

John: ...Skeeter was blue.

Adam: ...Maybe I just had a shitty-ass TV.

Me So Hungry

I'm hungry. Yesterday Sam and I watched The Late Late Show and it was funny. He told me a story that when he used to work at the library he had to chase a homeless drunk guy through the library with a flashlight and a stick. Haha..GREAT!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Geography Class

Geography class = BOORING. This crap is 2 hours long. Why did I take this class? Oh right... apparently Computers 1001 has a timing conflict with History.. soooo thats a no-go. So here I am, sitting in this room with like, 250 other people. 90% of whome are Engineers who are just taking this class to fill an arts credit. The first day the prof made a joke after she found out how many Engys there are in the class. She said "you guys know there is writing in this class right?" Which was funny.. I guess. I hate engineers.. with their "Math" and their "Bridges" and their "Structural Integrity"... JERKS!

On a nother note: I think that the prof has a strange desire to treat this class like a grade 2 class. She keeps telling us something, then asking us to discuss it with our neighbours. She then selects people to speak to the class about what they discussed. There are 200+ people here lady, I don't think anyone wants that.

There is NO ONE in this class that I know. ok CORRECTION* this is not completely true. There is this guy I know from highschool who is sitting one row in front of me at the other end of the row. He is in Architecture and can draw like a Fiend. Man his grade 10 tech film was fucking AWSOME! unfortunately I dont know him well enough to go sit there and talk to him. Oh well. I'm content to sit back here by one of the 4 electrical outlets in this room messing about on my computer.

UPDATE!: the guy next to me is asleep. I really hope the prof asks him something. Man if I thought for a second that I wouldn't get chosen to answer something I would nap the shit outta this class.

- My legs are getting really tired holding my laptop up. Made worse by the fact that the stupid pull-out desky-things are rediculusly small triangles that dont hold up my computer.

- I really wish I had my homeworld game here so I could play. I could mine some asteroids.... fight some sweet sweet space battles... all that good stuff.

- I hate conservative religious groups

- I just remembered this joke i heard. This guy took his brother on a vacation after a hard year working in the coal mines. They were going to florida, but when they reached the boarder the man was arrested for transporting a Miner across the border....

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yeah its not that funny now that I think about it.

-Holy shit some kids were talking in class and the prof fucking pinpointed them out and quashed that verbal rebellion. "Fire the fun-crushing superlazer!" and boom! there goes Alder-fun.



I know! I just thought of it!







-Just noticed that half the chairs in this room are red, and half are blue. the blue are at the back and red at the front. SEGREGATION I SAY!

-Just a reminder... get scooters!

-The guy to the right of me is still asleep.

- 6:52..ug.... an hour left...

-I think I'm dying







































... because I've been eating shitty shitty caf food.

- I feel like doing some partying, too bad its wednsday. (fuck speeling Adam!)

- If I had to be any vegitable, I would be a turnip. How many people eat turnips? not that many that's how many! Haha! I win! FUCK YOU CARROTS!



- SPACE GOLD!



- So I just checked my slides and I'm about 40 slides behind... no joke.



-I'm done for now... gonna leave with a picture from my slides. retarted maps!






LATER DAYS!... great show..great show

Monday, January 12, 2009

My eye hurts, but now I know why.


I agree with Adam, I should get that checked out. However rather then endure the pain of finding a doctor in a city where I know of no doctors, and wait in line for the free clinic, I did what most people would do...Google it! Turns out that eye pain, such as mine, can be caused by lack of sleep an is often accompanied by headache. I also realized that I have not slept for more then 5 hours a night for the past week and a half. As well...the time I have been awake I've been pretty much staring at my computer screen non stop, or reading. So I'm off to have a nap. 

English class?

English class blows.
We've been here for an hour and a half.
John's eye hurts - I think he should get that checked out. 

John now tells me that we HAVEN'T been here for an hour and a half, we have an hour and a half LEFT. My mistake. Not a fan of this class. 

About half the class attends lecture, it's terrible. Less than half of THEM have read the book, which is worse. And less than half of THOSE are willing to discuss the novel. This leaves Robyn and the two older "students" at the front with some time to talk about Canadian literature while we all wish that Stalin's goons would rush into the room and Trotsky us in the back of the head with ice picks.

Megan is way too serious in this class. She's taking notes by hand.

Someone's cellphone is buzzing loudly on a hard surface every three minutes. Please answer your phone. Everybody knows that it's ringing, you don't need to pretend that it's not yours. Just man up and answer.
Also, it could just be a drill from next door or something, I don't know.

One hour, ten minutes left. John just googled "left eye hurts". He got over half a milion hits. Also, we just looked up "hobo" on Wikipedia.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Quote of the Day


The Dinner Special in the Caf today is: Turkey Schnitzel

Adam: What are you having for dinner?

Alex: I'm having a deep fried footprint!