English class?

English class blows.

We've been here for an hour and a half.

John's eye hurts - I think he should get that checked out. 

John now tells me that we HAVEN'T been here for an hour and a half, we have an hour and a half LEFT. My mistake. Not a fan of this class. 

About half the class attends lecture, it's terrible. Less than half of THEM have read the book, which is worse. And less than half of THOSE are willing to discuss the novel. This leaves Robyn and the two older "students" at the front with some time to talk about Canadian literature while we all wish that Stalin's goons would rush into the room and Trotsky us in the back of the head with ice picks.

Megan is way too serious in this class. She's taking notes by hand.

Someone's cellphone is buzzing loudly on a hard surface every three minutes. Please answer your phone. Everybody knows that it's ringing, you don't need to pretend that it's not yours. Just man up and answer.

Also, it could just be a drill from next door or something, I don't know.

One hour, ten minutes left. John just googled "left eye hurts". He got over half a milion hits. Also, we just looked up "hobo" on Wikipedia.